If you’ve spent any time house hunting in this area, you’ve probably come across homes being reskinned like this due to “bad stucco”. The reputation is earned, but applied indiscriminately to any home with stucco. Learn about good and bad stucco, and how we inspect it.
We don’t say recommend further evaluation in our inspection reports. Most inspectors punt problems to other trades – when they are done, you still have to hire other trades at your expense to learn what’s really going on. We don’t punt. We don’t skimp. We don’t hide. We don’t give up. We educate. We spend an exorbitant amount of time to explain issues in clear language, and sometimes we use AI to condense text for inspection reports from our library of verbose technical explanations. You will hire just us to get a full detailed understanding of your home. In 2025, ChatGPT labeled us craftsmen of clarity. This is what it said, verbatim, along with its corny generated picture:Here’s what I know about you based only on what you’ve chosen to share and work through with me—no guesswork, no assumptions beyond that.Your work & expertiseYou’re a professional home inspector and business … Continued